Sunday, February 24, 2013

Ink in New Zealand

Yesterday, Ben and I attended the New Zealand International Tattoo & Art Expo.  Unfortunately, the air con was out, and I was rather warm.  I waddled around wishing I was one of the people getting a new tat, but then it hit me...it's hot!!  I decided I would be content with just being hot instead of being hot and in pain!  Ben looked at the artists and I could see the longing in his eyes.  Too bad, so sad....I was uncomfortable and not going to stay in one place for very long at all.  I will make mention that he and his mother are there as I write, and I'm anxious to see which of the two have the most new ink when they get back.  I'm secretly rooting for my mother-in-law so I can gloat about how awesome she is AND give him a hard time because his mother got a new tat and he didn't! :D

Back to the expo...it wasn't just booths upon booths of buzzing needles, but there were also booths upon booths of different clothing.  You could get a burlesque costume, pinup girl clothing, painted surfboards...you get my drift.  There were also makeup artists there that could make you look like a sugar skull zombie, pinup girl (complete with I Love Lucy Hair), or you could have your very own imitation tattoo.  There were lots of mohawks, piercings, wigs, and people with funky colored hair walking around.  Strollers and kids were everywhere to be seen, and in the mix of all the sights to behold, I stood out.  Yes, that's right, the baby bump earned me more looks, conversations, and smiles than any of these highly adorned people would ever receive in a crowded Wal-Mart.  I was rocking my belly, t-shirt, and shorts like it was nobody's business!  LOL!!  I probably found it way more amusing than I should have, but I wasn't the only one.  Ben found it humorous that I was the one getting looked at he didn't even earn a second glance!

Having said that Ben didn't get a second glance, here in NZ, the looks he gets are to check out his tattoos, and the comments are all along the lines of "I like that!"  Tattoos aren't taboo here.  New Zealand has the most tattooed population per capita of any country in the world.  What does that mean?  Well, it means that 1 in 5 kiwis have ink, and 36% of those 30 and under have tats.  So, even outside of the tattoo expo, tattoos aren't frowned upon.  People's tats aren't confined to places that are easily covered in order to be "professional", and they aren't all little hearts and flowers on their ankle.  A lot of the tattoos seen around NZ are Ta Moko or kirituhi.

Ta Moko is a Maori tattoo that gives that person's history.  This tattoo tells who they are and where they come from.  It is placed on various parts of the body, such as the face or legs, according to what it represents.  It was once carved into their flesh with bone/stone chisels, but the majority use less painful methods today.  This is not "just a tattoo", but this is a part of a Maori's identity.  Kirituhi, on the other hand, is literally skin art.  If you're pahkeha (non-Maori/not of the tribe), this is what you get, even if you want a "Maori tattoo".  Kirituhi resembles moko, but it lacks the true symbols and history.  In other words, even if you directly copy a Maori's tattoo, you could never have ta moko because the history and genealogy is not yours.  Sorry Mike Tyson, that face tat you have is just a pretty tattoo!

It's somewhat of a debate here in NZ.  Some people feel that anyone should be able to get the tattoos.  Understandably, some Maori get offended with people trying to copy their tattoos.  It's like having their identity stolen, especially when the people wanting these designs have no idea about the history and meaning surrounding them.  Personally, I wouldn't waltz up into a tattoo parlor and ask for ta moko.  It's a cheap imitation, in my opinion.  Okay, personal rant over....

Here are a couple of images, which do not belong to me, I might add... Oh, and be careful if you ever google images of kirituhi in hopes of finding the perfect tat to take to your artist.  A lot of the images aren't kirituhi, or even Polynesian for that matter.

Judge Caren Fox - moko kauae (chin) and ngutu pÅ«rua (full lips)


Traditional Carved Ta Moko
Moko - done with needle

Kirituhi
Random tribal tat...he started claiming it was Maori inspired after meeting some girl in Vegas who showed him her butt tattoo.
Kirituhi


Now that I've given you a little history lesson, I'm about to wrap this post up.  Oh, and for those of you interested, Ben has returned.  He nor his mother got new ink.  She was hot, too!!! :D :D :D  Until next time! :D


  

Friday, February 15, 2013

Sydney Australia Trip

It's been a little bit since I last updated.  Most of you know we made a trip to Sydney, Australia last week, and I'm finally caught up at home and able to sit down and write.

The trip started out with us having to get up at like 1:00 am so we could be checked in at the Auckland airport by 0430.  It's a good thing we left a little bit early because we had to take the scenic tour of a little town called Huntly.  I think we zig zagged down every street in that town...why...I don't know...they just had detour signs up all over the place.  30 minutes later, which is 25 minutes longer than it should have taken us, we were out of Huntly and on our way again.  The rest of the trip there was uneventful, and we managed to get a great parking place at the airport.

Check-in, security, and customs was a breeze, but I will admit, I was rather jealous.  Because Ben is a New Zealand citizen (this applies to Australian citizens traveling through NZ as well), he was able to just bypass the lines, swipe his passport through a little computer thingie, and he was cleared through customs.  Granted, at 0430 in the morning, there wasn't a long line through customs, but still...I want to swipe and go too!!!

From here I'll fast forward to the actual flight.  It was less than 3 hours, but I was not impressed at all with Virgin Australia.  I do believe they top Delta in managing to find ways to charge you for everything.  You know on Delta how you do have some free inflight amenities such as a few tv selections, pretzels, peanuts, cookies, coke, coffee, and water?  Well you can forget it on Virgin.  You get water, tea, or coffee...that's it.  Our plane didn't even have tv's on the back of the seat.  You had to purchase a tablet to be able to watch anything.  Ummm...no thanks...  I dozed and passed the time people watching...and grumbling to myself about a foot being wedged into my ribs.  Yes, the baby played in my tummy the entire flight.  On a positive note, leg room was decent, but I could only stretch so far to give her a bit of extra room without just lying down in the middle of the aisle.

Once we finally landed, we were off through customs and security.  Since we weren't there for a long trip, we didn't have to fight the luggage lines!  Woot!!! :D  Again, I glared at Ben out of jealousy while he waltzed through the Australian/New Zealand Citizen self swipe line.  I was herded through the main line at customs, but at least they quickly and politely processed us in.  Ben was waiting once I was cleared through, and we went to security.  Here is where I nearly fainted.  The pre-screening guy looked at our arrival cards, saw Ben was a NZ citizen, and asked if we had any more luggage.  Ben told him we just had carry-on, and we were directed through line 8.  Line 8 bypasses security and comes out in the duty free shopping area.  Granted, I was happy to not have to go through security, but Ben's nationality earned him more looks from me.

From there, we purchased public transportation passes, and we were set.  Heads up...if you ever go to Sydney, don't waste your time trying to get a rental car.  There's no need.  First off, it's crowded...ridiculously crowded.  Second, parking, if you can find it, costs out the wazoo.  My suggestion is, you get the My Pass cards.  It gives you access to the buses, subways, and ferries.  You can catch a cab, but be prepared to spend a fortune.  This was my first experience using public transportation, and as you can guess, I was a bit excited about it....so excited, that I took pictures of the subway!





















We hopped the train, and a few stops later we were downtown Sydney.  From there, we did quite a bit of walking and just taking in the sights.  For those of you who like to shop...well, you can shop to your little heart's content in Sydney.  They have everything from little surf shops to Rodeo Drive type stores.  I specifically remember seeing Armani, Gucci, Tiffany & Co., and Louis Vuitton.  I intended to take pictures of them, but the only one I got around to was Louis Vuitton.  No, I didn't go into these stores because well, for one, I was 34 1/2 weeks pregnant and it was extra effort to take the steps to go into these stores, and second, I'm the type that if I can't afford something, I'm not going to waste my time looking.  For those of you who do like these types of things, I present to you a picture of a real Louis Vuitton store.


Downtown had many other interesting things to see, and here are a few shots of things that motivated me to put forth the effort required to waddle up to for a closer inspection.

Sand Sculpting

Sand Sculpting

Sand Sculpting

 The Sydney Cenotaph War Memorial - Honoring the fallen of World War I soldiers.  One side says "Lest We Forget" and the other side reads "To Our Glorious Dead".

Controversial Statue of Queen Victoria.  Read more here.

Random Person In Wedding Dress


Sydney Coca-Cola Billboard the Largest Billboard in the Southern Hemisphere

 
Paddy's Market

Funny Sign on Store Front

 Chinese New Year was being celebrated while we were in Sydney.  There were festivities going on in Chinatown, as well as the parks.


Chinatown

Park Festivities for Chinese New Year


Chinese New Year Festivities
Lion Dance



We also saw many other Sydney landmarks such as The Government House, which is open for public tours, but where the governor lives.  Here's a picture of it.

Government House
Also, no trip to Sydney would be complete without seeing the Sydney Opera House and Harbour Bridge!!!

Sydney Opera House

Sydney Harbour Bridge
 Let me just add that you can walk along the bridge.  When I say walk along the bridge, I don't just mean you can walk along a path where the cars are driving, but I mean you can walk along the top of the arch...as in where the flags are at the top!!  No, I didn't walk along the bridge because once again, it took a lot to motivate this pregnant woman, and I wasn't walking to the top if I couldn't jump off of it.

Sydney Harbour Bridge

Sydney Opera House
There were also various street performers all over Sydney.  The most interesting were harbour side.  We saw everything from an Aboriginal playing a didgeridoo to a Canadian unicyclist to a street artist drawing on canvas with chalk.  Here are a few pictures of the street performers.

Aboriginal Playing Didgeridoo

Unicyclist on 12 Foot Unicycle

Chalk Art
After several days of walking around in the heat, I will admit, I was rather tired.  See this kid...no he's not having a tantrum, he's just doing what I wanted to do...sprawl out on the ground from exhaustion.  I cracked up when I saw this, and I couldn't help but be a bit envious and take a picture.

My Hero
The heat wasn't as bad as it is in Alabama because of the ocean breezes, but it was quite warm...especially when you've been walking ALL DAY, and not to mention the fact that I'm preggo!!  I was thankful when we would return to our room every afternoon.  We stayed in the Kings Cross area, which is known as "the red light district" of Sydney.  We chose to stay there because it is a very centralized location with a lot of restaurants, ease of access to the trains and buses, and there is people watching galore!!  Having said that it is the red light district, some people may cringe or think that it is unsafe.  Let me just say this, it has nothing on New Orleans or Bourbon Street...enough said.  We stayed at the Diamant Hotel , and it was fantastic.  Anyone heading to Sydney, I recommend staying there!

We didn't go to the beach while we were there because well, it's hard to beat the beach in New Zealand, there was icky seaweed all over the place thanks to the cyclone from the week before, and I'm afraid of sharks in Australia.  I use to roll my eyes at my mom when she would talk about people being bitten by sharks in the ocean, and I was like "yeah...yeah...yeah" because who really knows anyone that's gotten attacked by a shark.  Well, all of that changed when I was going through orientation at the last hospital I worked for.

We were having to play a little find a person who has _____ game, and I met someone who use to fly to different countries to bring people back to the States that had fallen ill.  He mentioned that he went to Australia to pick up a patient, and I was like "Oh, how did you like Australia?"  He said, "I wasn't there long at all."  I asked why, and his reply was "I went swimming and a shark attacked me."  He was missing a leg thanks to that shark, and thanks to him, I will not be going into the ocean in Australia.  I will say I had to call my mom after that tell her AAAALLLL about it...I also don't roll my eyes at her as much as I use to because I have personally met someone that has been attacked by a shark.

Okay, back on topic...Sydney trip...  The trip in general was okay.  It would have been more pleasant had I not been the size of a house, and had it not been summer.  I can't complain though because it was a nice little holiday, and I did get to go to a country I've never visited before.  If we go back to Australia, I want to go somewhere that is less populated and has more natural landscape.

The flight home was much better than the flight over.  Again, we breezed through check-in, security, and customs, and this time, I beat Ben.  He had to get the body scan in security, and I got passed right through.  Ha!!!  Take that with your special passport!  Air New Zealand was our carrier on the way home, and I like them so much more than any other airline.  Anyone that has the opportunity, fly with them...they are so friendly and helpful, and have saved me quite a bit of money...needless to say, I'm rather loyal to them!

Upon entering New Zealand we were greeted with the familiar sights of home.

Maori Entrance New Zealand Airport
Seeing that put the perk back into my step.  I plowed over everyone quickly made my way to customs with Ben chasing behind me.  He didn't know I could waddle so fast!  A quick stop to get my entrance stamp (with a grumpy look tossed in Ben's general direction as he zoomed through the swipe line) and a speedy trip through security and we were home free!!

We made it out to the car after a 5 minute wander around parking, and Ben goes "Someone bust the window out of the car!!"  I'm groaning on the inside as Ben goes to inspect the car, and the window was in fact NOT broken out...he left it rolled down!!  Nothing was taken, and I gave a silent thank you prayer....I know what would have happened had this happened in Atlanta...we would have come back to find a few pieces of plastic in the spot where our car use to be!!

So there you have it....the long winded post about our trip to Sydney!!  I would just like to add in here that I can't wait until we come to the States later this year.  I'm going to laugh and get a little personal satisfaction as Ben is processed through the non-citizen customs line at LAX!! :D :D  I hope you enjoyed reading...until next time!!



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